Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise
you have a type
at this point I can just watch five minutes of a thing and be like “yeah, I’m going to end up falling for X, aren’t I” and lo, it happens
TMNT + Deadpool
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BUY ANOTHER. IT MAY WEAR OUT.
I made a sequel.
this is the truest thing on the planet
'They can't stand each other, but they love each other and they need each other. Typical brothers.' - Alan Taylor
he sAID THE THING
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